COWBOY AND BIG-CITY CHURCH
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch
about his first visit to a big-city church.
"When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,"
Joe began. "You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a
more worldly fellow.
"I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued. "The
sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him.
"Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on. "That
would be the usher," Charlie explained.
"Well, the usher led me down the chute," Joe said. "You mean the
aisle," Charlie said.
"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there, "Joe
continued. "Pew," Charlie retorted.
"Yeah," recalled Joe. "That's what that pretty lady said when I
sat down beside her."
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