Get Out Of The
Car!
(This is supposedly a true
account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.)
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and upon
returning to the car found for males in the act of the leaving with her
vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her hand and
proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know
how to use it. Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got
out and ran like mad.
The lady somewhat shaken then proceeded to unload her
shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
She could not get her a key into the ignition.
She tried and tried and then she realized why. It was
for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a
Frisbee, and two12 packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later she found her own car parked four
or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the
police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter where for
pale men were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly woman described as
white, less than 5 ft. tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a
large handgun.
No charges were filed.
Moral of the story? If you're going to have a senior
moment....make it memorable. make it memorable.
