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Greeter at Wal*Mart
A new
retiree greeter at Wal*Mart just couldn't seem to get to work on
time. Every day 5, 10, 15 minutes late, but he was a good worker,
real sharp, so the boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it.
Finally, one day he
called him into the office for a talk.
"Charley, I have to tell
you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being
late so often is quite bothersome."
"Yes, I know Boss, and I
am working on it."
"Well good, you are a
team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your
coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force. What did
they say if you came in late there?
""They said, 'Good
morning, General.'"
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